Roll Call:

Aliases given to protect the innocent & mock the guilty. HA. …or more so because their “given” names just don’t embody WHO they really are. Most have yet to be mentioned as I write this…but they will be….and more will definitely be added soon….

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My Girls

» BNaz ~ The youngest member in a neighborhood group we call the PWP [Community Name Posse]. She’s a hoot and holy moly, when she’s throwing back the cocktails, have your cameras ready and know she’ll remember nada mañana. She is BIG fun and a fabulous partner in crime.

» LeBlon ~ (short for Lebanese Blonde & not the Cachaça…though her & I should have a Caipirinha Night the next time we hang.) She’s a kick-ass girl that I grew close to after she moved away. (go figure) We have BIG aspirations of dreaming up something, retiring, then eating & drinking our way around the world. When together, we go home when the sun comes up. Our motto: “We can sleep when we’re dead.”

» Nicola ~ My new BFF. We get into all sorts of shenanigans and laugh every minute along the way…

» T ~ My Canadian Maritime sister. Met her in 2006 and sharing an affinity for Indie music (among other things), we’ve been vin et chocolat ever since. She is a gem and I only wish she lived closer to me.

My Boys

» Dare ~ He’s my local partner in crime. Seriously. We hang. We drink. We have TOO much fun. He’s a man~whore. I love him, but…No. **UPDATE**: Dare took a girlfriend and has dropped off the face of the planet. (I can’t stand it when people do that….)

» HotBe ~ Oh my yumminess. This boy is delicious. He’s a Pro Beach Volleyball Player/Personal Trainer/Nutritionist/Fitness Model/Friend. (whom I’ve known since junior high) I dream of licking honey off of his perfectly formed body (and I’ve come damn close.) One day ~ It’s just a matter of time…and perhaps I’ll let you know when it does! **UPDATE**: He moved to Southern California & is practically married now…there went that sexcapade hopeful.

» Nash ~ I met Nash [end of '08] while he was in town for an event. We exchanged numbers and have been chatting regularly ever since. Plans of getting together are often spoken of, however, our schedules prevent as such~ with him in a crazy industry & myself a single mom…

» Parker ~ Here’s the boy that has reappeared in my life after 17+ years. (An unresolved crush from my youth.) He believes we’re soulmates … I’m not entirely sure WHAT to think. He lives in Colorado, among other things…. **UPDATE**: I had to tell him to essentially “buggar off” in a romantic sense…

» Pedro ~ One of my superiors at work. He’s a cool cat, just not my type in the romance department. We chat & hang out on occasion.

» Romeo ~ An old friend from middle/high school that pushes all the right buttons, mentally & physically. We had still have this steamy IM relationship that got still gets me all H&B. Separated by 2500 miles, he is once again my long distance Crush…whom has returned to being strictly a friend my Sweetie. (Dammit.)

My Family

» Dewman ~ My older brother. He lives across the state with his fam.

» Munkees/Herd ~ Names I affectionately use to refer to my kiddos. (Punks, Bubs & Mouse, individually)

» Rents ~ None other than the parental unit.

» Rosco ~ My younger [much taller] brother…so I cannot refer to him as “little”…it’s just not right. We were huge fans of the Dukes of Hazzard and….well…the nickname stuck.

The Sperm Donor

» Dr. D ~ The ex. The D stands for Douche and yes, he’s got a Ph.D in it. (I wish this were NOT the case, however, it is what it is & powdered sugar on poo…is still poo.)