Typically, I don’t usually give much page time to Dr. D…
Usually, I have better things to ramble about, however, the words that fall outta his mouth sometimes are far too glorious not to share. I almost convince myself that he isn’t being serious. The thing is, he means every word. To me, it’s pure entertainment and a constant reminder of one of the best decisions I have *ever* made.
Seriously, have you ever been the hapless receiver of any of these lines?
“I am *extremely* talented and good looking.”
“You’re nervous around me, that’s why you’re hot.”
“Don’t I look like a Super Hero?”
“You got the prime genetics with me, didn’t you?” (referring to our kids)
“You know you still want me, you just won’t admit it.”
“Damn, I am *so* good~looking.”
“What should I do? The babysitter wants me.”
“All these girls keep stuffing phone numbers in my pockets.”
That’s what I remember off the top of my head. There are many more… Hope ya laughed. I did and do.
Filed under: Are You Serious?, Dr. D, Random | Tagged: Dr. D, Exes, Narcissism, Relationships
I choked on my coffee whilst reading this………thank you for this entertainment!!!