Two Months?

Holy Cannoli…it’s been TWO WHOLE months since my last post! It should be a crime in the Blog World. Where have I been? I have been distracted. And I’ve been in a bit of a funk. (which I am still in…)

I am usually always “UP”. I have a unique ability to find the positive in just about everything. That’s not changed, I’m just disappointed in where I am at this juncture in life. I’m “together”, yet a mess…  Cryptic, I know.

I have also met a boy. This boy has completely knocked me on my arse. Of course, in true Savored Life fashion, it’s gotta be complicated….it can’t just *BE*. At least now the man is local. (This is a first.) I am just gonna say it plain and simple: It sucks (major big time) when you are face to face with someone that you believe is PERFECT for you, and for some reason…you’re not together. I don’t even want to talk about it, because it requires thinking. I am NOT a thinker ~ I am a feeler…through and through. I can only know that everything happens for a reason…and well…whatever the H, E, double Hockey Sticks it is…I will find out. Patience is NOT my Virtue.

Methinks getting back to writing will distract me from my distraction…

I cannot even write “pretty” today….

Men. And their stupid boy penises

How much more random can I be?

On an entirely different note:

Happy 4th of July!!

One Step Closer

My beloved P&S camera (Canon PowerShot SD1000 IS), bit the big one last week. I haven’t even had it a year…lens error. I am positive that dropping it as many times as I did, played a HUGE factor to its fate. I have felt bare and naked since. However, it did provide that extra nudge to get the camera I coveted: The  Canon EOS 5D. (Now that the Mark II is out, these gems have lowered in price!)

Today, I received the Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM I purchased…I’m just [impatiently] waiting for the camera body now!! Eventually, I’ll pick up the Canon 24-70mm f/2.8L, but, I think I have spent enough for now!

Seeing as my new “baby” is considerably more expensive than my P&S was (which I need to replace as well), I have vowed to be [much] more careful.

Hurry up and get here, dammit!

Taking a Break: Preventing Disgorge

Great visual, eh?

I thought I blogged about my special piece of workout equipment, though after searching, I find that I have not. Considering I just “introduced” you to the Onion, I may as well introduce you to something else HotBe acquainted me *clap* *clap* (sorry…starting daydreaming…)

As I was saying, last year, whilst visiting HotBe, we walked over to the beach for one of his infamous workouts. (Refresher: HotBe is my gorgeous personal trainer/pro volleyball player/Nutritionist pal that I want to jump has since moved to Venice, California) He pulls this strap contraption out of his duffel bag and hooks the carabiner to the volleyball net ring on the post. Viola! TRX: Suspension Training System.

Behold the TRX (and HotBe):

HotBe on TRX and bonus pix! }:)

Phew, see WHY I daydream when speaking of HotBe? What was I talking about anyway? Oh yeah…TRX.

Needless to say, he had me kick my own arse on this baby and of course I had to buy one. In the year that I’ve had this, it’s become quite popular in the fitness world. I haven’t used it nearly as much as I should. I think I need HotBe to come and “help” me.

Well, I decided to get back into the TRX groove, which is why I am here…resting during the 20 minute workout, because, otherwise, my guts would be all over the floor….Yeah, I can’t even finish a full 20 minutes without the massive urge to hurl. It’s hardcore.

If you are looking to spice up your workout or push yourself harder, get one of these…you will NOT be disappointed…plus, it travels-you can use it virtually anywhere…hence the “Fitness Anywhere”. « Check it out for yourself!

Back to finish my workout…

The Onion

Having a bad day?

Need a laugh?

Have no fear, The Onion: America’s Finest News Source is here.

Up until a couple of years ago, I had no idea The Onion existed. It was HotBe that introduced me to this gem of a website. If you have not yet been enlightened, NOW is your chance! They also have a Channel on YouTube.

WARNING:

Good Stuff

Kids rock.

Kid’s ARTWORK totally rocks.

I mean…what is NOT to LOVE about this?

GOOD STUFF:

Artist: Mouse (Age 3)

“This is you mommy, laying on the beach.”

(check me out!)